DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/21/14
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Today's Chuckles
1. Banana
2. Who Does The Land of Israel Belong To?
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Banana
Logan, our four-year-old grandson, wanted a banana.
I gave him half, to make sure he would eat it, and
when he finished it, I asked him if he wanted the
other half.
"No thanks," Logan replied. "I'll wait for them to
turn green."
I explained to him that they start out green and
then get brown spots as they ripen.
Sighing, Logan put his face in his hands and said.
"Then I'll wait until they turn into banana bread."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Life is precious, do not waste it doing anything that your heart
does not respect or agree with. - Leon Brown
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Who Does The Land of Israel Belong To?
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently
in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community
smile.
A representative from Israel began: "Before beginning my talk
I want to tell you something about Moses:
"When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought,
'What a good opportunity to have a bath!" Moses removed his
clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
A Palestinian had stolen them!"
Immediately, the Palestinian representative at the UN jumped
up and furiously shouted, "What are you talking about? The
Palestinians weren't even there then."
The Israeli representative smiled and said, "And now that you
have made that clear, I will begin my speech."
- from p g vargis
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