Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/22/22
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Life has been in high gear for a while. I’ve been doing more
public and ZOOM speaking. Topic is ''The Butterfly Method’
-- transforming from distress to hope in the time it takes to
go to the bathroom. It is published as a chapter in the book
Voices of Women 2022 which was published in July, 2022.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Fat-Free
2. A Look in the Mirror
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Fat-Free
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
"Sounds great," said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer.
The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them
into the container.
"Wait a minute," the boy said. "Those don't look fat-free."
"Sure they are," the cook said. "We charge only for the potatoes.
The fat is free.”
• From Mikey’s Funnies
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If we really know how to live, what better way to start the day than with a smile? - Thích Nhất Hạnh
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A Look in the Mirror
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/
Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom I can’t
go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall, too
straight/too curly"- but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too
straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she
goes anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/ too thin, too short/to tall too
straight/too curly"- but says: "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she
wants to.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can’t
even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers
the world.
Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out
and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out to
have fun with the world.
• From Cybersalt
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Please pray for: Olivia, Ken, Sandy, Allie, Gary, Betty, Ginette, Lillian.
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Have a TERRIFIC day!
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