Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/24/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Johnny's F
2. McDonald's
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Johnny's F
Little Johnny stared at his test paper.
The big read "F" stared back at him.
Freddie looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get
such a low grade on that test?"
"Because of an absence," Johnny answered.
"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" he questioned.
Little Johnny replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."
- from Cybersalt Digest
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No matter who says what, you should accept it with a smile and
do your own work. - Mother Teresa
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McDonald's
"Business analysts say that McDonald's is doing really well lately
because Americans have to spend more money on gas, so they're going
to McDonald's rather than more expensive restaurants.
So basically, as Americans have to spend more for oil, they're looking
to pay less for grease." ~ Jay Leno
- from Martysjotd
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