Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/25/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My back respasmed up yesterday so I needed to take a
muscle relaxer causing me to lose another day of being
able to see patients.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Story of Elijah
2. Changing Standards of Beauty
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Story of Elijah
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the
story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of
Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood
upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the
a ltar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to
fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar.
He had them do this four times. "Now," said the teacher,
"can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have
Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"
A little girl in the back of the room started waving her
hand, "I know, I know," she said, "to make the gravy!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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I don't run away from a challenge because I am afraid.
Instead, I run toward it because the only way to escape
fear is to trample it beneath your feet.
- Nadia Comaneci
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Changing Standards of Beauty
In an American history discussion group, the professor was
trying to explain how societies ideal of beauty changes with
time.
"For example," he said, "take the 1921 Miss America. She stood
five feet, one inch tall, weighed 108 pounds and had measurements
of 30-25-32. How do you think she'd do in today's version of the
contest?"
The class fell silent for a moment. Then one student piped up,
"Not very well."
"Why is that?" Asked the professor.
"For one thing," the student pointed out, "She'd be way too old!"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Joseph, Jimmy, Sharon, Brendon, Frankie, Will, Luc.
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