DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/27/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is my Mom's birthday. We are blessed that she is
still with us. It would be nice if we could surprise her
with some e-cards (send to [email protected]). Her first
name is Eileen. She's 87.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Fear Of Flying
2. New Grandmother
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Fear Of Flying
Michelle kept trying to get her mother
to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting
on an airplane," was the in- evitable answer.
"Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it
doesn't matter if you're on the ground or
in the air."
"I know," said her mother. "I just don't want
to be that far off the ground when it's the
pilot's time to go."
- from Ann F.
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A stumbling block to the pessimist is a stepping-stone
to the optimist. - Eleanor Roosevelt
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New Grandmother
As a new grandmother, I am very protective of my
daughter Meredith's baby girl.
One cool afternoon I dropped by to see my grandchild.
Meredith and a friend had taken little Allison for a
walk in her stroller and were just coming up the street.
As soon as they reached me, I bent down to admire Allison
and, in my fussiest voice, remarked, "Your little head is
cold. You should have a hat on."
My daughter looked knowingly at her friend and said, "You
owe me ten bucks."
- from Clean Laffs
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Please pray for: Eileen, Joe, Norma, Dexter, Debbie, Jean, Kathy, Jim.
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