Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/27/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Sorry there was no DDC yesterday. When I got home from seeing
patients, I took a muscle relaxant for back spasms. I fell
asleep (a side effect) before getting it done.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Handy Man
2. School
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Handy Man
A man sees a job ad posted on a construction site, "Handy man
wanted; apply within."
So he does and speaks to the foreman.
"Can you drive a Bobcat?" the foreman asks.
"No."
"Can you plaster?"
"No."
"Have you ever done any carpentry?"
"No."
"If you don't mind me asking," says the foreman, "what's so handy
about you?"
"Well, I only live about five minutes down the road..."
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Be a student, not a follower. Don’t just go do what
someone says. Take interest in what someone says,
then debate it, ponder it and consider it from all
angles. - Jim Rohn
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School
After school Grandpa asked Michael what he did in
school.
Michael said that he played.
Grandpa asked him if that was the only thing he did
all day.
Michael said, "No, we did something else and it was
really important, but I don't remember what it was!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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