Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/28/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Yesterday was my Mom's birthday. I'm fortunate to have
both my parents still living.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Parenting...
2. Spanish Bible
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Parenting...
I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When
bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting
on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book.
Then it's lights out!"
Her arms went around my neck in a gentle embrace, and she
said, "We learned in Sunday school about little boys and
girls who don't have mommies and daddies."
Even after I'd been such a grouch, I thought, she was still
grateful to have me. I felt tears begin to well up in my
eyes, and then she whispered, "Maybe you could go be THEIR
mom?"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Sometimes God gives us a gentle push of courage; sometimes He
mercifully numbs us so we don’t experience the full intensity of
our pain; at other times He carries us when we cannot take another
step on our own. - Bruce Carroll
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Spanish Bible
My family was visiting a church and the minister announced
they had both Spanish and English Bibles for use during
the service.
My youngest son tugged at my sleeve and whispered, "Mommy,
I want one of those Spanish Bibles."
"Don't be silly, you can't read Spanish," I quickly rejoined.
Holding out his own Bible to me, my kindergartner explained,
"Mom, I can't read English either."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Callem, PJ, Abby, Renee, Allison, Adam, Arther, Willa.
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