Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/31/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Another physician friend has died from cancer. I will be
attending his wake tomorrow. He performed 2 surgeries on
my knees in the '90's. I attended the baby showers of his
2 youngest. He and his family were/are very active in the
church.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Money's Worth
2. Birthday Present
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Money's Worth
A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman.
After a quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor
and handed her a $70 bill for labor.
"Labor charges!" she exclaimed. "It took you five minutes."
The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-
hour charge on every house call.
"Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor," the lady
responded, and she handed him a rake. The repairman spent
the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
- from Mike N. (via Monday Fodder)
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IF we will not be governed by God, then we will be ruled
by tyrants. - William Penn
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Birthday Present
On his birthday, my husband was stuck driving our six
rambunctious children around.
As usual, they were yelling, punching, and annoying one
another. Joel finally had had enough.
"Kids," he said over the din, "if you would behave and
be kind to each other, that would be a very nice birthday
present for me."
Our six-year-old shot back: "Too late, I already got you
another present."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Adam, Sherrie, Stafano, Sharon. Yvonne, Shannon, Cyle.
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