Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/31/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Forgetful George
2. Projects
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Forgetful George
"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complained to his
secretary. "It's a wonder he can sell anything. I asked him to
pick me up some sandwiches on his way back from lunch but
I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back."
Just then the door flew open and in bounced George. “You'll
never guess what happened!" he shouted. "While I was at
lunch, I met Old Man Brown, who hasn't bought anything f
rom us for five years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me
a half-million dollar order!"
"See," sighed the sales manager to his secretary. "I told you
he'd forget the sandwiches."
• From GCFL
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History and experience tell us that moral progress comes
not in comfortable and complacent times, but out of trial
and confusion. - Gerald Ford
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Projects
Determined to have one last, lazy day of fishing before summer’s
end, I purposely ignored the leaky faucet and the broken gaten—
household projects that had awaited me all summer. When my wife
asked, "What are you going to do today?" I grinned and answered,
"It starts with F and ends with ISH."
"Oh, good," she replied. "You're finally going to FinISH up those projects.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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