Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/31/22
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
Today is the last day of August. Summer is quickly
going to change to autumn.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Will to Remember
2. Strangest Dream
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Will to Remember
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the
people mentioned in the will:
"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough
times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked
after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her
the yacht, the business, and $1 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated
me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention
him in my will - well you were wrong.
"Hi, Dan!”
• From GCFL
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Busy is a choice. Stress is a choice. Joy is a choice.
Choose well. - Ann Voskamp
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Strangest Dream
"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling
his psychiatrist.
"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at
me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I
found this very disturbing, and in fact, I woke up immediately,
and couldn't get back to sleep. I just lay there in bed waiting
for morning to come, and then I got up, drank a Coke, and
came right over here for my appointment. I thought you could
help me explain the meaning of this strange dream.”
The psychiatrist was silent for a full minute before responding:
"A Coke? You call that a breakfast?”
• From Cybersalt
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Please pray for: Mike, Joe, Cat, Amy, Joanne, Monique, Tso.
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