DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/4/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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The Fest was fabulous.
If you are anywhere near Wickcliffe, OH, mark Aug 9, 2015
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Family friendly fun, faith, food, music and more.
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Remarriage
2. Don't Pay For Me, Daddy!
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Remarriage
My twin boys were only seven years old when their
paternal grandmother announced she was getting
remarried. We were all thrilled for her, since she
had seemed so lonely since Grandpa passed away
a few years before. We broke the news to our boys,
who were sitting in the back of the car. "Grandma is
getting married again," we said.
Jon had a look of thoughtfulness on his face for a
while.
He finally asked, "Is she going to have more children?"
Before we had a chance to respond, his twin brother
Mike shot back this answer: "No! She can't. She
already had them. It's like chicken pox. Once you
get them, you can't get them again."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love,
a gift to that person, a beautiful thing. - Mother Teresa
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Don't Pay For Me, Daddy!
A little child in church for the first time watched
as the ushers passed the offering plates.
When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster
piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for
me Daddy, I'm under five."
- from Beliefnet
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Please pray for: Walter, Mike, Jordyn, Kenny, Dorothy, David, Champagne.
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