Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/5/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Analyst and Broker at the Races
2. Wild Pitcher
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Analyst and Broker at the Races
A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the races.
The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst
was skeptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the
rules, to look at the horses, etc. The broker whispered that
he knew a secret algorithm for success, but he could not
convince the analyst.
"You are too theoretical," he said as he bet on a horse. Sure
enough, that horse came in first, bringing him a lot of money.
Triumphantly, he exclaimed, "I told you I knew the secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy. I have two kids, a three-year-old and a
five-year-old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine."
"But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied.
"Haven't I just shown experimentally that my calculation is
correct?!"
- Slightly Edited from ArcaMax Jokes.
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If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re
supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then
stop wishing and just do it. - Wanda Sykes
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Wild Pitcher
I was sitting behind an enthusiastic mom at my son’s Little
League game. Her boy was pitching for the opposing team and
she cheered as he threw wild pitch after wild pitch.
The poor kid walked every batter. It was only the first inning
and the score was 12–0. Then one batter finally hit the ball.
"Oh no," the mom wailed. "There goes his no-hitter."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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