DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/6/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Another grandchild became a teenager on her birthday
this week. They grow up so fast.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. OUCH!
2. Put It on the Tab
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OUCH!
"Now, Mrs. Hansen, this may sting just a little," the doctor
said, as he prepared the syringe of antibiotic and stepped
forward to administer it. The patient suddenly SCREAMED in
agonizing pain and crumpled to the floor!
The doctor picked her up and stated, "Mrs. Hansen, this is
ridiculous. I haven't even injected the needle yet."
"No, you haven't," cried Mrs. Hansen. "But you DID step on
my ingrown toenail!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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We know nothing of tomorrow, our business is to be
good and happy today. - Sydney Smith
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Put It on the Tab
George and Aggie lived on a cove on Lake Manitoba. It was
early winter and the lower portion of the cove had frozen
over.
George asked Aggie if she would walk across the frozen part
of the cove to the general store and get him some smokes and
beer.
She asked him for some money, but he told her, "Nah, just
put it on our tab. Old man Stacey won't mind."
So Aggie walked across the ice, got the smokes and beer at
the store and then walked back home across the cove. When
she got home with the items she said, "George, you always
tell me not to run up the tab at Stacey's store. Why didn't
you just give me some money?"
George replied, "Well, Aggie, girl, I didn't want to send
you out there with cash when I wasn't sure how thick the
ice was!"
- from Anna R.
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Please pray for: Trish, Crysta, Renee, Joe, Eileen, Judy, Ruth, Peggy.
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