Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/6/2015
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Thank-you for your patience as I was moving where I live.
Everything is in the new place. Moving is low on my list
of favorite activities!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Birthday Prayer
2. The Bus Trip
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Birthday Prayer
My granddaughter, Hannah, begged me long-distance to
come help her celebrate her sixth birthday. Unable to
resist, I made my plans to join the family.
When we sat down for the birthday dinner, my son asked
Hannah if she would like to bless the food on her
birthday.
"Oh, yes, Daddy," she said.
She closed her eyes and began, "Dear Lord, thank you
for Mommy and this good food she fixed. Thank you for
letting Grandma come here today."
Pausing momentarily, Hannah opened her eyes to peek
at me before she continued. "And please Lord, let us
have a good time at Toys 'R Us this afternoon."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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No matter how much a man can do, no matter how engaging
his personality might be, he will not advance as far as
he might if he cannot work with others. - John Craig
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The Bus Trip
The little old lady seated herself right behind
the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she'd pipe
up, "Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?"
"No, lady, not yet. I'll let you know," he replied,
time after time.
The hours passed, the old woman kept asking for
Oriskany Falls, and finally the little town came
into view. Sighing with relief, the driver slammed
on the brakes, pulled over and called out, "This
is where you get out, lady."
"Is this Oriskany Falls?"
"YES!" he bellowed. "Get out!"
"Oh, I'm going all the way to Albany, sonny," she
explained sweetly. "It's just that my daughter told
me that when we got this far, I should take my blood
pressure pill."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: Gayle, Sherrie, Darrell, Marilyn, Maureen, Lori.
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