Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/6/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. The Prodigal Son Returns
2. Remember
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The Prodigal Son Returns
We were sitting in church a few weeks ago while the minister delivered
a sermon based on the timeless story of the prodigal son. When he got
to the point where the father sees his son returning and races out to
meet him, the minister said, "Throwing wide his arms, the father said..."
At which point my younger son leaned over to me and whispered,
"YOU'RE GROUNDED!”
- From GCFL
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The way we experience the world around us is a direct reflection
of the world within us. - Gabrielle Bernstein
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Remember
A pastor began his children's sermon by holding up his index finger
with a string tied around it. He was trying to teach the kids different
ways to remember important things.
He said, "Some people tie a string around their finger to remember
something important. What are other ways we can remember?"
A very sharp 7-year-old raises her hand and the pastor puts the microphone
close to her so all can clearly hear her say, "You could use your brain!”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Please pray for: Julie, Christine, Joanne, Patce, Ann Marie, Eric.
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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I’ve been busy this week preparing for TheFest.us
Check it out on Sunday. It’s hybrid - virtual & in-peron.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. The Prodigal Son Returns
2. Remember
———————————————
The Prodigal Son Returns
We were sitting in church a few weeks ago while the minister delivered
a sermon based on the timeless story of the prodigal son. When he got
to the point where the father sees his son returning and races out to
meet him, the minister said, "Throwing wide his arms, the father said..."
At which point my younger son leaned over to me and whispered,
"YOU'RE GROUNDED!”
- From GCFL
———————————————
The way we experience the world around us is a direct reflection
of the world within us. - Gabrielle Bernstein
———————————————
Remember
A pastor began his children's sermon by holding up his index finger
with a string tied around it. He was trying to teach the kids different
ways to remember important things.
He said, "Some people tie a string around their finger to remember
something important. What are other ways we can remember?"
A very sharp 7-year-old raises her hand and the pastor puts the microphone
close to her so all can clearly hear her say, "You could use your brain!”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
————
Please pray for: Julie, Christine, Joanne, Patce, Ann Marie, Eric.
=================
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