Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/7/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Sunday, August 9, is the annual Fest in northern Ohio.
http://www.thefest.us/ It is a day of FREE wholesome
fun for the family - 5 national bands, Dad's Den, Mom's
Relaxation Station, crafts, Kid's Activities, etc. I'm
a volunteer and will be working at the Mom's Station
from 4 - 6. If you're in the area, stop by. I'd like to
meet you.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Real Home
2. Credit Card
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Real Home
Divorced and having lost her house, Karen managed
to rent a cramped camper at the local RV park for
herself and five-year-old Joshua. It was only a
little better than living out of their car, and
she wished with all her heart that she could provide
more for her child.
One evening, after their ritual of giggling over a
table game and reading stories, Karen sent her son
outside to play until bedtime. She glanced out the
window when she heard voices.
"Say, Josh, don't you wish you had a real home?"
asked the campground manager.
Karen tensed and held her breath as she leaned nearer
the open window. A smile slowly spread across her
face when she heard Joshua's response.
"We already have a real home," he said. "It's just
that we don't have a house to put it in."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in
moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands
at times of challenge and controversy.
- Martin Luther King Jr
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Credit Card
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when
the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of
the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete
the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why,
she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
I had just signed on the receipt.
So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just
signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: the FEST volunteers, sponsors and attendees.
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