Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/7/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A granddaughter's birthday was Sunday.
My oldest grandson's birthday is today.
A daughter-in-law's birthday is next week.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Circus Act
2. Sermon
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Circus Act
A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his
skills to the impresario.
"I have the most unusual act," he announces. "I'm sure it will
amaze you."
He climbs up to the high wire and jumps off! He flaps his arms
wildly, and finally his fall slows and the man begins to fly. He
soars upward, turns, and swoops back again. Finally, he stops in
mid air and gently lowers himself to the ground.
The impresario says, "Is that all you've got? Bird impressions?"
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero
to me. - Mister Rogers
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Sermon
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the
front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher.
When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies
cried out at the tops of their lungs, "Amen, Brother!"
When the preacher condemned the sin of lust, they yelled again,
"Preach it, Reverend!"
And when the preacher condemned the sin of lying, they jumped to
their feet and screamed, "Right on, Brother! Tell it like it is...
Amen!"
But when the preacher condemned the sin of gossip, the two got
very quiet. One turned to the other and said, "He's quit preaching
and now he's just meddling!”
- From Mikey's Funnies
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