Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/9/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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After a late morning rain, the weather was great for TheFest.
It was a terrific day ending with a beautiful, unifying Mass
followed by a fabulous light show.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sports are Unfair to the Aged
2. Horseshoe
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Sports are Unfair to the Aged
When I was young I could watch basketball and even soccer,
though it was a little too foreign, and I could figure out all the
moves. But I slowed down a bit and switched to American football
since there were many seconds between plays. But that caught
up with me so I switched to baseball since there could be several
minutes between plays. But then I started going to sleep between
the plays and lost whole innings.
What to do?
I finally settled on solitaire. If I fall asleep between drawing cards,
the game is the same when I wake up.
- From GCFL
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The way we experience the world around us is a direct reflection
of the world within us. - Gabrielle Bernstein
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Horseshoe
An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel
Prize-winning physicist, Neils Bohr, in Copenhagen, and was amazed
to find that over his desk a horseshoe was nailed to the wall.
The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe that
horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr?"
Bohr chuckled. "I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am
scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told
that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not!”
- From Clean Laffs
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Please pray for: Joe, Jim, Jack, Ann, Maria, Maureen,Marie, Jo.
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