DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/10/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I apologize for yesterday's DDC being so late. I had put it
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I haven't received my copy yet and it is almost midnight.
I hope this does not become a recurring challenge.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Worship Response
2. Two Feet
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Worship Response
Worship brings all kinds of responses, as I observed in
church recently. An elderly woman was standing with eyes
closed and hands raised in prayer and praise. The
three-year-old standing in the pew in front of her turned
around and gave her a high-five!
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Genius is the ability to put into effect
what is on your mind. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Two Feet
A teenager was always asking his father if he could
borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the
father asked his son why he thought God had given him
two feet.
Without hesitation, the son replied, "That's easy,
one for the clutch and one for the accelerator."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Josie, James, Linda, Jamia, Lindie, Tasha, Bernie, Kerrie.
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