Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/10/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Goals
2. New Job
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Goals
During the last session of our teaching workshop, participants
were asked to state their personal goals for the immediate
future.
One teacher vowed to update photo albums, another to lose weight.
The goal that got the most response, however, was given by a
slightly out-of-shape kindergarten teacher.
"I resolve to exercise until I can complete a 20-minute workout
in less than an hour," she said.
- from Da Mouse Trap
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that
I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso
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New Job
Pauly walks into a bar and says "Bartender, one
round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says, "Well, Pauly, seems you're
in a really good mood tonight, eh?"
Pauly says, "Oh, you can bet on it! I just got
hired by the city to go around and remove all
the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!"
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds
to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the
bar and says "Bartender, TWO rounds for everyone,
on me!"
The bartender says, "Well now! If you're so happy
just over having this new job, I can just imagine
how happy you'll be when you get your paycheck!"
Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look
on his face, pulls out quite a handful of quarters
from his pocket, and says "You mean they'll PAY me
on top of it?"
- from Clean Laffs
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