Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/11/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Extraction
2. You Might be a Preacher if....
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Extraction
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry --
it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes of work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
- from AcraMax Jokes
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To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two
greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength
of mind. - William Hazlitt
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You Might be a Preacher if....
1. You've been asked, "What's so hard about preaching?"
2. Others say they wish they only had to work one day a week for
a weeks pay! (oh, if they only knew!!!)
3. ...if you have ever said "I'm NEVER going to be a preacher!"
4. You wear your new shoes to church and someone comments "We are
paying you too much money!"
5. Women call up and say they want you to marry them.
6. You keep relating movies you've seen or books you've read to
sermon topics.
7. You name your bed "The Word." - (You tell everyone that you
"Stay in the Word")
8. You jiggle all the commode handles at the church before you leave.
9. Instead of being "ticked off," you get "grieved in your spirit."
10. You've ever dreamed you were preaching only to awaken and discover
you were.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Sherrie, Jay, Gerry, Chris, Jack, Bill, Morgan, Barb.
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