Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/14/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is my youngest daughter's birthday. I 'celebrated'
with her on Saturday as we both has to work today.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Birthday Cake
2. Mechanic
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Birthday Cake
Little Johnny's mother was having difficulty gulping down
the birthday cake he had made for her as a surprise. When
she was finished, Little Johnny happily exclaimed,
"I'm so glad you like it, Mommy. There should have been 32
candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it
out of the oven."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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A Christian has God's honor at stake. - Oswald Chambers
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Mechanic
A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants
to get.
The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and
pop it back on your head?"
The mechanic nods, confused.
"Can you play light saber with your wrench and another man's
screwdriver?"
"Oh yes," says the mechanic.
"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement, grab it,
whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun?"
"Sir, I've been doing that for years!" says the wanna-be
mechanic.
"Well in that case, I can't use you. I have 12 men doing
that already!" says the boss.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Maureen, Aurelia, Brian, Joyce, Barbara, Kelly, San, Marilyn.
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