Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/16/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The first chuckle is a reminder what the media does
to sway people. It is especially important to think
before you vote as we are nearing the political season.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. It Depends on Your Point of View
2. Choir
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It Depends on Your Point of View
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking
a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it
with his two hands.
A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told
him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man
Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from
Macon.
"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably
say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."
"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline
will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."
- from Daily Jokes
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What does true Christian love look like? It's caring enough
to get involved. It takes a chance on getting hurt or being
let down, knowing that taking the risk is better than playing
it safe and maybe never knowing either the pain or joy of
really loving. - Richard Exley
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Choir
During the church choir presented a special choir arrangement.
Standing on her mother's lap, Mallory, 2, was engrossed
in the music because her grandmother was singing. When there
was a pause in the music and everything got quiet, Mallory
called out, "Good job, Grandma!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Bailey, Asia, Joe, Rita, Ruth, Cheryl, Sheree, Bob.
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