Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/16/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Picture Perfect
2. On Aging
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Picture Perfect
When I had a job at the photo-developing counter of a pharmacy,
the film was sometimes developed incorrectly. If this occurred,
we did not charge our customers.
Once a man came to pick up his pictures, which were marked $0.00,
indicating that not one of them had turned out right. The customer
asked to see the photos, and when I noticed the odd splotches of
color all over the pictures, I apologized profusely.
"Oh, no, these are fine," he said happily. "I'm a microbiologist.
These are my bacteria cultures."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL.net)
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Trials, temptations, disappointments -- all these are helps instead
of hindrances, if one uses them rightly. They not only test the fibre
of a character, but strengthen it. Every conquered temptation repre-
sents a new fund of moral energy. Every trial endured and weathered
in the right spirit makes a soul nobler and stronger than it was
before. - James Buckham
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On Aging
*Do you realize that the only time in our lives when
we like to get old is when we're kids?
*If you're less than ten years old, you're so excited
about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are
you?" "I'm four and a half." You're never 36 and a half
...you're four and a half going on 5.
**You get into your teens; now they can't hold you back.
You jump into the next number. "How old are you?" "I'm
gonna be 16."
*Then the great day of your life; you become 21. Even the
words sound like a ceremony. You BECOME 21...Yes!!!
*Then you turn 30. What happened there? Makes you sound
like bad milk. HE TURNED; we had to throw him out. What's
wrong? What changed? You BECOME 21; you TURN 30.
*Then you're PUSHING 40....stay over there. You REACH 50.
*So you BECOME 21; you TURN 30; you're PUSHING 40; you
REACH 50; then you MAKE IT to 60.
*By then you've built up so much speed, you HIT 70. After
that, it's a day by day thing. You HIT Wednesday...
*You get into you're 80's; you HIT lunch, you HIT 4:30. My
grandmother won't even buy green bananas. "Well, it's an
investment, you know, and maybe a bad one."
*And it doesn't end there...
*Into the 90's, you start going backwards. "I was JUST 92."
*Then a strange thing happens; if you make it over 100, you
become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half."
*And remember - growing old is only mind over matter: if you
don't mind, it don't matter...
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Please pray for: Jude, Kathy, Marty, Mary, Ginny, Greg, Bill, Jack.
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