DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/17/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. New Cab Driver
2. Newspaper Ads
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New Cab Driver
A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned
forward and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the
wheel over.
The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to
a stop inches from a shop window.
The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you,
I just wanted to ask you something."
The Taxi driver said, "It's not your fault sir. It's my first
day as a cab driver.
I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years!
- from GCFL
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I have never been a millionaire, but I have enjoyed a great meal,
a crackling fire, a glorious sunset, a walk with a friend, a hug
from a child, a cup of soup, a kiss behind the ear. There are
plenty oflife's tiny delights for all of us. - Jack Anthony
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Newspaper Ads
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
Only Used on Snowy Days.
TICKLE ME ELMO
Still in Box, Comes with its Own 1988 Mustang, 5l, Auto,
Excellent Condition $6800
FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 Yr. Warranty. Like New. Slight Urine Smell.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
We Offer Profit Sharing and Flexible Hours. Starting
Pay: $7 - $9 per Hour.
OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB.
100% Italian Leather.
OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
Free Coffee & Donuts
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Sandy, Renee, Robert, Maureen, Sean, Eileen, Jean, Terry.
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