Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/17/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. French Horn
2. Boots
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French Horn
When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for
repair, he complained that the instrument "felt stuffy" and
he couldn't blow air through it.
It's not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments
if small items get lodged in the tubing, but when I tested the
instrument, the horn was completely blocked. After much probing
and prodding, a small tangerine dropped out of the bell.
"Oh," said the musician when I handed him the fruit.
Seeing the bewildered look on my face, he explained, "My mom
used the horn for a cornucopia in a Thanksgiving centerpiece."
(Mark L.Madden)
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Always do what you are afraid to do.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Boots
There was a little boy in Kindergarten. He cried, so the teacher
asked him what was wrong.
He sobbed "I can't find my boots."
The teacher looked around the classroom and saw a pair of boots.
"Are these yours?"
"No, they're not mine" the boy shook his head.
The teacher and the boy searched all over the classroom for his
boots.
Finally, the teacher gave up "Are you SURE those boots are not
yours?"
"I'm sure" the boy sobbed "mine had snow on them."
- from Laugh & Lift
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