Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/19/14
Quote from Forum Archives on September 19, 2014, 6:33 amPosted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The prayer service I alluded to yesterday is at
St. Monica's Church in Garfield Hts., OH from
2 - 3 PM EST. All are welcome to come or join us
in prayer from wherever you are.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Fireworks
2. Tip
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Fireworks
To close each day's activities in summer and on holidays
in the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World, a huge firewoKrks
display lights up the sky.
One night a small boy about three years old was perched on
his father's shoulder. The child sat mesmerized, aware only
of what was exploding in the heavens.
When the fireworks were over, the little boy looked up into
the sky again and said, "Thank you, God."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Stillness is what creates love. Movement is what creates
life. To be still and still moving—this is everything.
- Do Hyun Choe
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Tip
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is
too far from the stage.
He signals to the usher and says, "This is a mystery,
and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better
seat and I'll give you a handsome tip."
So, the usher moves him to the center of the third row,
and the man, after a high five, hands the usher a quarter.
Yep. A mere 25 cents.
The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, smiles, leans
over, and quietly whispers, "The wife did it."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Crispen, Daniel, Sylvia, Michael, Timothy, Gabriel.
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Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
The prayer service I alluded to yesterday is at
St. Monica's Church in Garfield Hts., OH from
2 - 3 PM EST. All are welcome to come or join us
in prayer from wherever you are.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Fireworks
2. Tip
------------------------------
Fireworks
To close each day's activities in summer and on holidays
in the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World, a huge firewoKrks
display lights up the sky.
One night a small boy about three years old was perched on
his father's shoulder. The child sat mesmerized, aware only
of what was exploding in the heavens.
When the fireworks were over, the little boy looked up into
the sky again and said, "Thank you, God."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
Stillness is what creates love. Movement is what creates
life. To be still and still moving—this is everything.
- Do Hyun Choe
------------------------------
Tip
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is
too far from the stage.
He signals to the usher and says, "This is a mystery,
and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better
seat and I'll give you a handsome tip."
So, the usher moves him to the center of the third row,
and the man, after a high five, hands the usher a quarter.
Yep. A mere 25 cents.
The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, smiles, leans
over, and quietly whispers, "The wife did it."
- from Mikey's Funnies
--------
Please pray for: Crispen, Daniel, Sylvia, Michael, Timothy, Gabriel.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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