DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/2/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Signs Found in Kitchens...
2. Oh Baby...
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Signs Found in Kitchens...
*A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
*A Husband Is Someone Who Takes Out The Trash And Gives The
Impression He Just Cleaned The Whole House
*A Messy Kitchen Is A Happy Kitchen...
And This Kitchen Is Delirious
*Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
never cease to be amused.
*Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and
Gone On To Lead Normal Lives
*Help Keep the Kitchen Clean Eat Out
*Housework Done Properly Can Kill You
*My next house will have no kitchen just vending machines.
*Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will
fly far higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level
with yourself. - F. Hawes
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Oh Baby...
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while
waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach
so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it
a good baby?"
She said, "Oh yes. It's a good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
"Then why did you EAT HIM???"
- from Laugh and Lift
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