Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/2/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Golden Rule
2. Finish Overseas Tour
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Golden Rule
We've always tried to instill in our children God's desire
that they respect and obey their parents.
One morning, following an evening of explaining the Golden
Rule to my preschool daughter, Katie, I quizzed her. "What's
the Golden Rule?" I asked.
With a look of exasperation she replied, "I know, I know.
You're the mommy!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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God wants you to know that when everything else is gone, that
makes more room for Him, and every time there is more room
for Him, you are blessed. - Angela Thomas
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Finish Overseas Tour
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of
sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability
at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands,
he had the decks buzzing with men. The ship steamed out of the
channel and soon the port was far behind.
The ensign's efficiency has been remarkable. In fact, the deck
was a buzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting
a destroyer under way. The ensign glowed at his accomplishment
and was not all surprised when another seaman approached him
with a message from the captain.
He was, however, a bit surprised to find that it was a radio
message, and he was even more surprised when he read, "My per-
sonal congratulations upon completing your underway preparation
exercise according to the book and with amazing speed. In your
haste, however, you have overlooked one of the unwritten rules.
Make sure the Captain is aboard before getting under way!"
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Kevin, Katie, Ryan, Sara, Aidan, Annie, Collin, Meghan.
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