Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/20/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Jury Duty
2. Play
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Jury Duty
Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused
because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her
personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its proper course.
But the public defender liked her thoughtfulness and quiet calm and
tried to convince her that she was appropriate to serve on the jury.
"Madam," he explained, "this is not a murder trial! It's a simple civil
lawsuit. A wife is bringing this case against her husband because he
gambled away the $12,000 he had promised to use to remodel the
kitchen for her birthday."
"Well, okay," agreed Mrs. Hunter, "I'll serve. I guess I could be wrong
about capital punishment after all."
• From GCFL
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Life is full of little curves and there will be times when you’ll get caught up in
the drama of life and forget who you are. It’s not important that you forget,
but in how quickly you can remember. - Gail Lynne Goodwin
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Play
A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I find a
smooth one, can I play with him?”
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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