Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/21/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The week-end was fantastic! Many old friendships were
renewed. What was amazing, it seemed like virtually no
time (rather than decades) had passed since we were last
together.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Songwriter
2. The Perfect Man
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Songwriter
"Hey, Bob! You say you're a songwriter?" Andy said.
"I sure am. Why, I've written songs for Michael Jackson,
Faith Hill, Ricky Martin, Madonna, Bruce, Lady Gaga..."
Bob said, modestly.
"Wow! Have all those stars sung your songs?"
"Well, actually, I didn't say they sang any of them. I
just said I wrote songs for them."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The best way for us to demonstrate that we have understood
and accepted God’s love is to learn to imitate Him as closely
as possible in the way we treat others. - Chip Ingram
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The Perfect Man
At a local juice bar, a young woman was expounding on
her idea of the perfect mate to the old lady that owned
the bar.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at
night!"
The old granny couldn't take it anymore and spoke up,
"Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
- from Ann F.
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Please pray for: Patricia, Judy, Miriam, Gwen, Kathy, Nancy, Dianne.
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