Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/22/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Tomorrow is my oldest sister's birthday. She always
remembers when the equinox is.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Elephant Powder
2. Tattoo
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Elephant Powder
An old man gets up every morning, goes out in front of
his house, and sprinkles a white powder up and down the
street.
One day, a neighbor who has watched his routine for many
years confronts him. “What is this powder you sprinkle
on the street every morning?”
“It's special elephant powder,” the old man said. “It
keeps the elephants away.”
“But,” says the neighbor. “Everybody knows that there
are no elephants in Nebraska.”
The old man just nodded, “I guess it must be working,
then.”
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new
landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust
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Tattoo
When my brother-in-law was on leave from national service,
he brought home a heavily tattooed friend. We all sat down
to Sunday lunch, and my four-year-old nephew couldn't take
his eyes off the man's colorful arms.
Curiosity finally got the better off him. Politely, he asked
the visitor, "Didn't your mother give you paper to write on?"
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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