Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/23/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is my oldest sister's birthday. Happy and
blessed birthday, Jean.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Hearing Aid
2. Twins
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Hearing Aid
In morning service at our church, the pastor asked the
congregation if anyone had something to thank God for.
An elderly gentleman rose to his feet and said, "I want
to thank God for my new hearing aid. Now I can hear you."
He paused before adding with a smile, "When I want to."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Giving of ourselves is the way we change the world at the end
of our fingertips. - Richard F. Schubert
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Twins
Eight and a half months very pregnant with twins, I was used to
getting nervous glances from strangers. But I never realized how
imposing I was until my husband and I went out to dinner at a
new restaurant.
The hostess sat us at our table, took one long look at my stomach
and asked, "Would you like me to get you a high chair just in case?"
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Heather, Lainey, Landon, Glen, Jean, Jan, Josiah, Tom, Sherrie.
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