Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/23/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A friend, who was nearly a sister-in-law, passed.
Her wake is tomorrow.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Perhaps
2. Catching the Fish
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Perhaps
Waiting for a flight, a woman was seated in the waiting
area with two boys. The younger one asked, "Mommy, when
we get home, will you take us to the zoo?"
"Perhaps," she answered.
"What does 'perhaps', mean?" he asked.
The older brother answered, "Not likely to happen."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got
to succeed in doing what is necessary. - Winston Churchill
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Catching the Fish
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the
blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his
way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four
catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones
out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if
you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She
prefers that for supper tonight."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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