DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/24/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Educational Trip
2. Dating
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Educational Trip
A fifth grader class was on an educational trip.
As they rode along in the school bus, the teacher
noticed that one boy was lying facedown in the
aisle of the bus with his hands over his eyes.
“Why are you lying in the aisle like that.”
“Well,” said the boy, “if you don’t see anything,
you don’t have to write anything.”
- from PG V.
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He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Dating
I’d been secretly dating for several months, and
it was time to break the news to my very protective
father.
My mother thought he’d take it better if she explained
to him that my boyfriend was a Marine who had just
returned from Iraq. This pleased Dad immensely.
"A Marine? Good!" he said. "That means he can take
orders."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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