Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/24/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We've been having 'perfect' weather all week.
It's been sunny and in the 70's.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Page
2. Marry Me
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Page
Because our husbands, both medical students in their final years
of internship, were on call for extended periods, my friend and
I were lamenting the fact that we were left alone every fourth
night with our young children.
With a toddler and a newborn, Allison was especially desperate
for help on occasion. Even when her husband was home, he was
so exhausted that he never heard the children's cries at night.
But she noticed that he always heard his pager when he was
called for an emergency at the hospital.
So she did the obvious: When she needed his assistance at night,
she paged him.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
- Maya Angelou
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Marry Me
A Scotish soldier went into a phone booth and called
a number. Connected, he said, "Mary, my love, will
you marry me?
Think it over and call me." He gave her the number
of the phone in the booth.
Hours went by and the Scotsman stood around. The
phone didn't ring once.
Another soldier, watching from a pub across the
street, came over and said, "Look, lad. She won't
marry you. You might as well come in and have a
beer while you're waiting."
The waiting Scot waved off his friend and continued
to wait. Suddenly the phone rang.
The Scot said, "Mary's the girl for me, I knew that.
She was waiting for the night rates!"
- from Ann F.
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Please pray for: Wendy, Ridhard, Lisa, Sharon, Thomas, Gerry, Keith.
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