DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 9/26/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I attended an evening of reflection earlier this week.
It included a guided meditation by Mother Theresa.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Hearing Problem
2. Auto Repair
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Hearing Problem
I'm forever asking my family to repeat what they say.
Convinced that I had a hearing problem, I grudgingly
went to a specialist to be tested.
After running all the tests, the doctor said, "Your
hearing is exceptional. Your problem is that you live
with a husband and three teenagers who all mumble."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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When you look from God's viewpoint no dream is too big
and no idea is too outrageous. - Joyce Meyer
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Auto Repair
One of my first assignments as a trainee in an
auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender
and some door repairs.
I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the
owner came to pick it up, he wasn't pleased.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
Pointing to the side of the car, he complained
about the paint not matching, uneven gaps between
panels, and a host of other problems. He demanded
an explanation.
"The repairs were to the other side," I noted.
- from Clean Laffs
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
I attended an evening of reflection earlier this week.
It included a guided meditation by Mother Theresa.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Hearing Problem
2. Auto Repair
------------------------------
Hearing Problem
I'm forever asking my family to repeat what they say.
Convinced that I had a hearing problem, I grudgingly
went to a specialist to be tested.
After running all the tests, the doctor said, "Your
hearing is exceptional. Your problem is that you live
with a husband and three teenagers who all mumble."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
When you look from God's viewpoint no dream is too big
and no idea is too outrageous. - Joyce Meyer
------------------------------
Auto Repair
One of my first assignments as a trainee in an
auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender
and some door repairs.
I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the
owner came to pick it up, he wasn't pleased.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
Pointing to the side of the car, he complained
about the paint not matching, uneven gaps between
panels, and a host of other problems. He demanded
an explanation.
"The repairs were to the other side," I noted.
- from Clean Laffs
--------
Please pray for: Saeed, Kayden, Matthew, Renee', Robert, Isaam, Kathy.
=================
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