Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/28/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Blind
2. The Speeder
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Blind
During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a
note reading: "Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call
someone."
Understandably alarmed, the clerk called for help before whispering
to the judge that paramedics were on their way.
Puzzled, the judge pointed to a sagging Venetian blind on the right
side of the room and explained, "I was thinking maybe someone from
maintenance!"
- from Pastor Tim (via GCFL.NET)
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Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives, and remembering
what one receives. - Dumas The Younger
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The Speeder
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35-mph zone on the
edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout.
Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast-moving
vehicle at 87 mph!
The officer took off after the speeder and soon had the car pulled
over on the side of the road. Expecting trouble with such a reckless
driver, the patrolman approached cautiously.
To his surprise, the driver of the offending vehicle was a little
old lady, barely tall enough to see over the steering wheel.
"Ma'am," the officer began, "do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was just getting her up around 90, I believe, officer," the old
lady answered calmly, peering up at him through her bifocals. "Why,
what seems to be the problem?"
Shocked, the officer returned her comment, "What seems to be the
problem? Why, this is a 35-mph zone! That's the problem. Didn't
you see the sign?"
"Oh sure," the old lady returned, "That's why I'm driving so fast.
I'm just trying to follow its instruction."
Dumbfounded, the officer was momentarily speechless.
"Just what sign are you talking about, ma'am?" he asked, when he
finally recovered.
Smiling up at the officer, the old lady placed a gentle hand on
his wrist and said, "Why, the one that said 'Speed Zone Ahead,'
of course!"
- from AcraMax Jokes
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