Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/3/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Water in the Glass
2. You Know You Have An Old Computer When
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Water in the Glass
A well-known proverb states that an optimistic would say a glass
is half full, while a pessimist would say it is half empty. What
would people of different professions and walks of life say?
der 50% of its net worth in liquid assets.
The GOVERNMENT would say that the glass is fuller than if the
opposition party were in power.
The OPPOSITION would say that it is irrelevant because the present
administration has changed the way such volume statistics are
collected.
The ECONOMIST would say that, in real terms, the glass is 25% fuller
than at the same time last year.
The PHILOSOPHER would say that, if the glass were in the forest and
no one was there to see it, would it be half anything?
The PSYCHIATRIST would ask, "What did your mother say about the glass?"
The PHYSICIST would say that the volume of this cylinder is divided
into two equal parts: one a colorless, odorless liquid; the other a
colorless, odorless gas. Thus, the cylinder is neither full nor empty.
Rather, each half of the cylinder is full, one with a gas, one with a
liquid.
The SEASONED DRINKER would say that the glass doesn't have enough
ice in it.
- from AcraMax
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The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when
you have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second,
which comes with a sort of mastery. - Janet Erskine Stuart
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You Know You Have An Old Computer When
You know you Have An Old Computer When
- That sticker that says, "Allow steam to build to proper operating
pressure before engaging hard drive."
- You proudly tell everyone that 13-inch screen was "state-of-the-art"
when you bought it.
- It takes a crew of five technicians just to power up.
- The National Computer Museum has a wonderful supply of parts at really
good prices.
- You've got a screaming 300 megahertz processor.
- You think Word 1.0 isn't all that bad.
- You're afraid you'd be spoiling your kids if you got a color screen
'just' so they can play video games on it.
- It has 16 megs of memory and all of the memory slots are full.
- You turn it on, go on vacation for a week and return to find it's still
loading up.
- from Laugh & Lift
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