Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/30/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today was my oldest child's birthday. It's good to reminence.
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Today's Chuckles
1.Spelling
2. Night Watchman
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Spelling
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.'
He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."
The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"
Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."
Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"
Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."
"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?"
Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."
- From Laugh & Lift
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Create. Not for the money. Not for the fame. Not for the recognition.
But for the pure joy of creating something and sharing it.
- Ernest Barbaric
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Night Watchman
A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a
lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift, and so every morning
when the night shift workers passed through his gate, it was his job
to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being
stolen. Things were going along very well the first night on the job until a
man pushing a wheelbarrow of newspaper came through his gate. Aha, he thought, that man thinks he can cover up what he is stealing with that
newspaper. So he removed the paper only to find nothing. Still he felt
that the man was acting strangely, so he questioned him about the paper.
"I get a little extra money from newspapers I recycle, so I go into
the lunchroom and pick up all the ones people have thrown away." The guard let him pass, but he decided to keep a close eye on him. The
next night it was the same, and the night after that. Week after week
it went on. The same guy would push the wheelbarrow of newspapers past the guard's checkpoint. The guard would always check and find nothing.
Then one night, about a year later, the guard reported for work only
to find a message had been left for him telling him to report to his
supervisor. He walked into the supervisor's office and before he could
say a word, the boss said, "You're fired!"
"Fired?" he asked in total surprise. "Why? What did I do?"
"It was your job to make sure that no one stole anything from this
plant, and you have failed. So you're fired."
"Wait a minute -- what do you mean failed? Nobody ever stole anything
from this place while I was on guard."
"Oh, really," the boss answered. "Then how do you account for the
fact that there are 365 wheelbarrows missing?"
- From Big Mac Clean Joke Attack
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