Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/4/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today is my oldest son's birthday. It may seem strange
but when my children reach milestones, I am more aware
of the fact that I am getting older then when I actually
have a birthday myself.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sense of Humor
2. Choking
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Sense of Humor
A 99-year-old friend maintains a sense of humor.
"My nurse tells me that seldom do those over 95 years
of age get Alzheimer's so I'm off the hook," she told
me the last time I visited her.
"Furthermore, my son tells me that anyone who can spell
"Alzheimer's" doesn't have it, so I keep practicing my
spelling."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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The only person who is educated is the one who has
learned how to learn and change. - Carl Rogers
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Choking
A father walks into the market followed by his ten-year-old
son. The kid is spinning a 25-cent piece in the air and
catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market
someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment and the
coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat.
He immediately starts choking and going blue in the face and
Dad starts panicking, shouting and screaming for help.
A middle-aged, fairly unremarkable man in a gray suit is sit-
ting at a coffee bar in the market reading his newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion he looks
up, puts his coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds his
newspaper and places it on the counter. He gets up from his
seat and makes his unhurried way across the market. Reaching
the boy (who is still standing, but only just) the man takes
hold of the kid and squeezes gently but firmly. After a few
seconds the boy coughs up the quarter, which the man catches
in his free hand.
The man then walks back to his seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son was fine, the father rushes
over to the man and starts effusively thanking him.
The man looks embarrassed and brushes off the thanks.
As he's about to leave, the father asks one last question.
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before - it was
fantastic - what are you, a surgeon or something like that?"
"No" the man replies, "I work for the income tax department,
getting people to cough it up is my business."
- from pg vargus
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