Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/5/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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One of my readers correctly pointed out to me that
in reality, I am more blessed. Thank-you, Sandra.
Thank-you, also, to those who wished my son a Happy
Birthday.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Flight Arrangements
2. Never Sick
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Flight Arrangements
After booking my 90-year-old mother on a flight from Florida
to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her needs.
The woman representative listened patiently as I requested
a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her
arthritis and impaired vision. I also asked for a special
meal and assistance in changing planes.
My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me
everything would be taken care of. I thanked her profusely.
"Why, you're welcome," she replied.
I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked, "And will
your mother be needing a rental car?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Make it your business to draw out the best in others
by being an exemplar yourself. - Epictetus
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Never Sick
Grandma Jones from the valley had never experienced
a sick day in her life, so she didn't take it kindly
when a bad case of the mulligrubs sent her to the
hospital for observation.
By the time the nurse got Grandma tucked into bed,
she had managed to complain about everything: the
temperature, the lights, the skimpy gown, the food
and the mattress, especially the mattress.
Suddenly, Grandma spotted a small plastic item
with a button, attached to a cord.
"What's that?" she demanded.
"If you need anything in the middle of the night,
Grandma," said the day nurse, "just press that
button."
"What does it do, ring a bell?" she asked.
"No, it turns on a light in the hall for the nurse
on duty," the nurse replied.
"A light in the hall?" responded Grandma.
"Look, I'm the sick one around here. If the night
nurse needs a light on in the hall, she can get up
and switch it on herself."
- from Ann F.
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Please pray for: Joyce, PJ, Abby, Nancy, Gila, Gary, Tyler, Judy, Debbie.
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