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I'm not sure what happened yesterday with DDC. 

I apologize. 

Doc 

Today's Chuckles

1. 911 Sees All    

2. Hearing Aid  

 

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911 Sees All 

Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers 

who are in various states of panic so I can send the 

appropriate emergency equipment. 

One day a woman called to say that a family member had fallen 

and needed to go to a hospital.

After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the 

paramedics would arrive shortly, I asked her, "Do you know 

what caused the fall?"

"No," the woman nervously replied.  "What?" 

- From You Make Me Laugh 

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Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on 

when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

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Hearing Aid 

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number 

of years.  He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to 

have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the 

gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a  month to the doctor and 

the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect.  Your family must 

be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I 

just sit around and listen to the conversations.  I've 

changed my will three times!"

- From Mikey’s Funnies 

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