Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/7/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I had a dream last night that Mother Theresa was alive today and
a USA citizen. How is she living? What is important? She is more
action than words. She cares for Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump and
the homeless person with equal love. COVID, protests, natural
disasters don't cause fear. but opportunities to serve. She ministers
where needed. She lives what she believes. She is informed. She
registered and votes values, not party. She prays daily & trusts God.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Celebrating a Raise
2. Bank Account
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Celebrating a Raise
My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after
a while she got a generous raise.
The day she found out about it, her husband picked her up from
work, and they stopped for ice cream. As they continued home,
my sister blurted out, "Isn't it hard to believe that I have a job
that pays this much money?”
Just then, she went to toss the last of her ice cream cone out the
window. However, the window was closed, and it smacked against
the glass.
Her husband replied calmly, "Yes."
- From Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
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Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily
modus operandi and change your world. - ----Annie Lennox
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Bank Account
Mother decided that 7-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical’
for her birthday.
"Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested.
Cathy was delighted.
"It's your account, darling," mother said as they arrived at the bank,
"so you fill out the application."
Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for 'Name of your
former bank.' After a slight hesitation, she put down 'Piggy.’
- From A Joke a Day
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Please pray for: Peggy, Len, Sarah, Barb, Lauren, Tim, Heather, Daniel.
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