Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/7/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Weather here has had several beautiful days.
I’m enjoying some fresh produce from my balcony planters.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. A Hard Sell
2. Lost Parrot
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A Hard Sell
I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece.
I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for me.
"Sure," he said, "but just in case someone offers less, how low are
you willing to go?"
"Try for more, but I will accept $20 each," I said, and left.
When I returned, my tires were gone. "How much did you get for them?”
I asked excitedly.
"Twenty dollars each."
"Who bought them?"
"I did!”
- From A Joke a Day
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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close
they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas A. Edison
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Lost Parrot
A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he
had lost a parrot.
He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how
the caller located him. T
he caller said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept
repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-9851. I can't come to the
phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."
- From GCFL
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