Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/8/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I saw the movie 'War Room' on Labor Day and strongly
recommend it.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Share
2. New Bills
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Share
My six-year-old grandaughter, Alesha, came rushing in to
tell me she was going to the zoo with her eight-year-old
brother, Connor. I gave her a $20 bill to spend at the
zoo's gift shop and told her to give half to her brother.
She promptly ripped the bill in two and passed Connor's
half to him.
- from Da Mouse Trap
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The answers you seek never come when the mind is busy,
they come when the mind is still, when silence speaks
loudest. - Leon Brown
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New Bills
I do the water and sewer billing for a small city in
Washington State.
Customers complained about our postcard-sized bills --
which they said looked too much like junk mail. So we
decided to start sending full-sized bills in envelopes.
The month before the switch, I had a note printed on the
cards, announcing the change.
Two days later, I heard someone yelling at our receptionist,
"Is this some kind of joke?" When the customer threw his bill
upon the desk, I saw his point.
The note was, "Coming soon! New Larger Bills!"
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Sheri, Dominic, Lonnie, Julie, Weaver, Lynn, Sandy.
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