Doc's Daily Chuckle 9/9/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A neighboring Church had the dedication of their new organ.
World-renowned Rudy Lucente from Philadelphia performed.
I was impressed by how with the various pieces played how
many instruments could be mimicked! It was as if a full
orchestra and band were present in the organ.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. My Job As A Taxi Driver
2. Old Maserati
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My Job As A Taxi Driver
I got fired from my job as a taxi driver ...
It turns out my customers didn't like it when I tried
to go the extra mile..
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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May I live this day compassionate of heart, clear in word, gracious
in awareness, courageous in thought, generous in love. - John O'Donohue
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Old Maserati
I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy,
Gary, arrived in his ancient Maserati sports car. He had just
driven it from Ohio, and as he pulled into my driveway, the car
broke down.
Calls to auto-supply houses and garages in search of replacement
parts proved futile. The 1962 model was simply too rare. Responses
ranged from "Mas-a-what?" to "You've got to be kidding." One guy
just laughed.
I was at the end of the listings in the Yellow Pages when I dialed
Victor's Garage. "Vic," I said, "you're my last hope. Do you carry
any parts for a 1962 Maserati?"
There was a long pause. Finally, Victor cleared his throat. "Yes,"
he replied. "Oil."
- From ArcaMax Jokes
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