Dog Care
Quote from Forum Archives on November 5, 1999, 10:25 amPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Dog CareA little boy was roughhousing with his dog.
His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're
loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and
squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my
birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
A little boy was roughhousing with his dog.
His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're
loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and
squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my
birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"