Dueling Bribes
Quote from Forum Archives on February 11, 2000, 2:00 pmPosted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Dueling BribesTaking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me
$10,000."The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.
He handed it to Leon, and stated "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and
we're going to decide this case strictly on its merits."
Posted by: clean-hewmor <clean-hewmor@...>
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me
$10,000."
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.
He handed it to Leon, and stated "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and
we're going to decide this case strictly on its merits."