Farm truck top 10 list - for marci especially 🙂
Posted by: HeisLORD <HeisLORD@...>
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> TOP 10 REASONS FARM TRUCKS ARE NEVER STOLEN:
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> #10 They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or
> run out of gas.
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> #9 Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
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> #8 It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags,
> ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
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> #7 It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the
rusted-out
> floorboard clouds your vision.
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> #6 The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
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> #5 They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this:
> The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right
> front fender is yellow, etc.
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> #4 The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being
> chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with
> duct tape.
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> #3 Top speed is only about 45 mph.
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> #2 Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints,
> $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield.
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> #1 It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.
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> Know well the face of your flocks; set your heart on your herds. For
riches are not forever, nor the crown from generation to generation. When
the hay is removed, and the tender grass is seen, and the mountain plants
are gathered, the lambs are for your clothing, and the goats are the price
of the field. And you shall have goats' milk enough for your food, for the
food of your household, and a living for your young women. Proverbs
27:23-27 MKJV
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